In the Begining

In the beginning there was me (Tony) and my two kids (Chris and Christy) and life was good.  Then God said, "Let this man (Tony) meet this woman (Kathy) who is not crazy like the others Tony had dated after his divorce." Then He hintith to Mike (Tony's friend) "Invite Tony to be your best man at your wedding so that he may meet your new bride's friend who is engaged to a jerk." Thus saith the Lord. And it was done as God commanded.

So Tony meet Kathy and he thoughtith to himself, "Self, She be hotith! Grrrrr." So Tony pursued Kathy and she thought to herself. “ He's not badith, he has a big nose and is kinda old but what the heckith. I’ll give him a chance.” And the two were made as one.

Tony and Kathy were married on December 23rd, 1999 and stayed at the Elvis Room at a local Branson, Missouri motel and they consumed champagne in a whirlpool ...with bubbles.

They honeymooned in the great city of Mt. Carmel, IL at Tony’s brother’s house. Obviously Kathy didn’t marry Tony for his money or should it be, the lack thereof.

So now Tony and Kathy are a couple with Tony’s two kids Chris and Christy by Tony’s first wife. Then came Breonna on September 19th of 2000. They were blessed again in April of 2010 with their niece Caitlin who was a bouncing baby of five-teen years.